Ridiculous things my kids say...

Child 1: "Teachaaa look!! My mom said this a jew!" (As the kid points to his notebook covered in stickers)
Me: "A JEW?!"
Child 1: "Yes, yes a jew!!"
Child 2: "NOOOO...you mean a zoooo!"
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Question on an assignment:
How does each adaptation help the animals to live in a woodland?

Answer from a child:
Fart help skunk because when skunk is catch by big animal it can break fart.

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"Teachaaa teachaaa!!! You smellllla!"
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Child 1: "Teacha, teacha!!" *frantically waving his hand*
Me: "Yes?!"
Child 1: "Miss Mandy, Miss Mandy....you're FAT!"
All the other children: "Ya ya...teacha you fat, you fat!"
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Child 1: "Teacha, Suzy said you a bery bery scary teacha"
Me: "Oh, why am I scary Suzy?!"
Child 2: "Well you have bery long nose and your hair is bery long"
Me: "Oh...right"
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Me: "Do you guys understand the word 'rash'?" Only one child raises his hand...
Child 1: "Oh you mean like a rashberry?"
Me: "A rashberry?!?!?!?!"
Child 2: "No no teacher he mean a razzzzberry"
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to be continued...